Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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