Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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