Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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