His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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