Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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