He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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