Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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