i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Shame is for Republicans.
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