Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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