Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
