He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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