Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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