I skipped work to stalk him.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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