Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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