I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You may now shotgun with the bride
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
