i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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