But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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