i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You may now shotgun with the bride
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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