Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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