Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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