stop calling my apartment porn island.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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