Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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