it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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