so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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