there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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