stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My bed smells like the plague
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