You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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