just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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