my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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