I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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