Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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