Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It's never too late to be topless.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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