some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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