Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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