she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I don't deserve a penis
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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