I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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