I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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