Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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