I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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