So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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