Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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