Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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