I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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