We need to rekindle our bromance
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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