My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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