You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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