God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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