school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it