Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.