his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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