I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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