I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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