He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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