C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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