I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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